Its changed my sex life, it could change yours too…
Just like any other divorced middle-aged males, my sex life had seen better days. The only encounter I was having with females was paying for my shopping at the supermarket or having a few jokes with the barmaids down the pub. Sexually frustrated, lonely and pretty down I knew I had to something about it – and no, I didn’t want to find a new wifey. One Saturday I was down the boozer with a few of the geezers when I was telling them about my first world problems. When one of them turned to me and said “You know what you need a mate? You need an erotic massage”
So yeah, an erotic massage was pretty out the box and at first, I brushed it off. Getting naked in front of a gorgeous young lady was FAR out of my comfort zone. However, while I lay in bed that night I couldn’t stop fantasising about having an erotic massage, just the thought of it sent shivers down my spine. I was sold and after waking up in the morning I took to the Internet to find a massage parlour and plucked up the courage to book an appointment.
I felt a spring in my step as I made my way to my session, I was FINALLY going to have some sexy time. But I was soon to learn erotic massage was going to be much more than that and was going to be a massive benefit to my sex-life.
Let’s just start off with the masseuses. Boy, when I say these girls are out of this world, they are out of this world. In all of my adult life, I had never had the chance to get up close and personal with girls this hot. Yes, due to the nature of their job erotic masseuses have damn sexy figures. With perky boobs, bouncy bums and slender waists you could easily mistake them for page 3 girls, Victoria Secret Models and porn-stars. Seriously, what more could a middle-aged geezer want?
The good news is that you’re always given your first choice of girl for your massage. And once you’ve been shown to your treatment room the fun REALLY begins. Of course, erotic massage is all about euphoric enjoyment, but for me personally, it benefited me far more than that. It reintroduced me to good sex, taught me a thing a two about what drives females wild in the bedroom and also aided my penis problems (but more about that later).
Once you’ve indulged in amazing full body rubdown and the masseuse has pleasured your erogenous zones, there is the opportunity to enjoy reversed pleasure, which involves attending to your lady. The masseuses are more than happy to teach you about the wonderful female form, their most sensitive areas and what techniques to use to really make any sexual partners weak at the knees. Just like me, you’ll leave your first erotic massage session feeling like you have the knowledge of a porn star.
Erotic masseuses are also so up for trying new things. So if you have a pretty bland sex-life (or a pretty non-existent one like myself) you can really spice it up with an erotic massage. The first time I had an erotic massage in London I kept everything pretty basic, but now I’m a regular it’s a different story. Every time I visit the parlour I make effort to try new positions and extras which makes everything super exhilarating and something to look forward to – especially if I’d had a long week in the office.
And now for the boring bit, if you’re a middle-aged bloke like me your penis has probably seen better days. Just like many men the same age, I suffer from a little bit of erectile dysfunction, meaning I sometimes struggle to get an erection. While you might think Viagra would be my only option, you’re wrong – as erotic massage did wonders for my flop. So basically, erotic masseuses use a specialist technique known as edging. Edging is the art of building your penis to a super solid erection, which ultimately prolongs the pleasure. To conducting edging, the therapist begins by massaging the less sensitive areas of your body before moving her attention to your manhood. When she feels like you’re going to ejaculate, she will navigate her tantalising fingertips to a less sensitive area before repeating the process. This builds the intensity of the pleasure and regular sessions gave me the stamina of the late Hugh Hefner. Well maybe not, but it certainly did spice up my sex life by allowing to last much longer in the bedroom.
So yeah, it goes without saying I owe my mate a few pints down the boozer for recommended erotic massage. It certainly changed my sex life for the better – and it could do the same for yours too!
Inspired by Mick’s story? Why not try erotic massage for yourself here at the Canary Wharf Erotic parlour here in Central London. From £120 you could enjoy an hour of sizzling passion with our gorgeous oriental therapists. If you want to find out more information or make a booking call our round-the-clock call centre team today 07767966512
